You couldn't create such writings as these 4th graders no matter how hard you tried. They are a laugh a minute. I don't mean to make fun of the children, and actually that's why you NEVER get to read any of these in published form. It's just that at this age they are beginning to use big words, or try to use big words, and they are forming memories of materials they have read. So when it comes out in writing, it is sometimes very mixed up, and VERY COMICAL. I call it brilliant! The best imaginations in the world.